How to sell miracles and make more than 1oo,ooo kpa every Sunday in Nigeria -Pastor Alex Ifeanyi Oguta JP



Self-acclaimed  Facebook pastor Alex Ifeanyi Oguta JP have provided a list of things to do in order to become a successful fake pastor. The list includes: creating a catchy name, using social media to gain followers, making false prophecies, soliciting money from followers, and avoiding accountability. These tactics are used to deceive and exploit vulnerable individuals seeking spiritual guidance.


How to sêll miracles and make more than 1oo,ooo kpa every Sunday in Nigeria.


By Pastor Alex Ifeanyi Oguta JP 


1. Whether you are educated or not, learn how to speak good English.


2. Learn to speak oral English with a touch of British or European accent.


3. Pick the bible and cram everything quotation that has to do with prosperity and riches.


4. Fry your hair or blend it into an afro style and apply beauty oils and creams steadily.


5. Learn to speak in tongue. You can do that by practicing it every night before you sleep. Even people who hear you won't know you're learning a Yahoo format, they will think you're praying.


6. Start rubbing bleaching cream. I believe top gel is still in the market and very cheap.


7. Join the prayer warriors of a very big church as an apprentice and climb to assistant pastor or evangelist.


8. Be consistent in the church activities and show love to the congregants.


9. Visit the congregants at their houses and pray for them. Make sure you sink your presence into their skull to the extent they can't be comfortable in the church if you have not come.


10. Find the weak point of your senior pastor and use it against him.


11. Break away from his own church and establish yours.


12. Start opening the faults in the methods of worship employed in your former Church and use them to preach against them.


13. Start giving back little by little the money you fleeced from your new followers and appear like a philanthropist.


14. Create weekly miracle hours and start selling your miracle. 


You will see that people will start paying for things that have been happening severally in their lives and term them miracles.


If you want to join the religious Yahoo business, you can follow the instructions above.


Have a wonderful night's rest.


I will be back...

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